If there is one thing you can always rely on Americans to do it's get a bug up their ass over the most asinine bullshit. This week rabid, foaming at the mouth anti-tax teabagger types found the perfect distraction they needed from the dismal performance they had in Tuesday's elections - Christmas trees ( Read more... )

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The chances of this drunk Mormon asshole being swallowed up by a hole in the Earth are slim to none, but I have a feeling we're not done being tortured with the diarrhea that perpetually projectile ejects from his gaping maw.

Also, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.